more like MY FARTS

(a blog containing my arts)

yeah basically i had to make a new art blog because i started drawing a shit ton of homestuck and gay things and i had a lot of people who followed my other one who were weirded out by it, ahahha. so that will be my more ~portfolio~ work, and this shall be for my junk food work (aka fanart and stuff that actually makes me happy)

homestuck-feels:

some days are harder than others (so i make autobiographical photoset doodles of my humanstuck karkat headcanon)

guys i am poop at gifing i literally learned about it like three days ago just gimme a break ugu 

also i really like the way pcakes  draws karkat’s hair and how it’s done here is largely based off that. you should all follow her because she’s talented and funny and lovely. 

homestuck-feels:

I get sad when I think of the alpha kids’ childhood so I draw them when they’re middle school aged and disgruntled to share with the world. Seriously, though, these guys lived such terrible existences. Jane seemed more lonely by choice - some sort of post modern feelings of alienation, I suppose. Jake was in the middle of a crazy dangerous island surrounded by monsters he had to fend off after burning his dead grandma’s murdered body. Dirk grew up knowing he was one of the only two humans in existence, his brother/guardian well deceased/missing. He was raised by CAL for Christ’s sake! Then Roxy, again, one of the only living humans left to bid her time stealing pumpkins in order to feed a population under a famine and read her ALSO deceased/missing mother’s work. As well as spiral into a fit of under aged alcoholism. IT’S JUST SAD Y’ALL. 

homestuck-feels:

I get sad when I think of the alpha kids’ childhood so I draw them when they’re middle school aged and disgruntled to share with the world. 

Seriously, though, these guys lived such terrible existences. Jane seemed more lonely by choice - some sort of post modern feelings of alienation, I suppose. Jake was in the middle of a crazy dangerous island surrounded by monsters he had to fend off after burning his dead grandma’s murdered body. Dirk grew up knowing he was one of the only two humans in existence, his brother/guardian well deceased/missing. He was raised by CAL for Christ’s sake! Then Roxy, again, one of the only living humans left to bid her time stealing pumpkins in order to feed a population under a famine and read her ALSO deceased/missing mother’s work. As well as spiral into a fit of under aged alcoholism. 

IT’S JUST SAD Y’ALL. 

oddeffigy:

i know that feel 

oddeffigy:

i know that feel 

(Source: homestuck-feels)

homestuck-feels:

i believe in a future where two not-homosexual best bros can get wicked plastered and decide to get their bath on together and totally non-homosexually touch each other inappropriatelyi mean that’s the kind of world i want to live in one day 

homestuck-feels:

i believe in a future where two not-homosexual best bros can get wicked plastered and decide to get their bath on together and totally non-homosexually touch each other inappropriately

i mean that’s the kind of world i want to live in one day 

oddeffigy:

As a doodly-doodler (like how I refuse to call myself an artist?) my strongest point has always been my coloring and shading. For a long time, I’ve gotten by with relatively shitty linework because I’d just use my smudgy skills and poppy coloring to cover it up. However, I really value good lining in artists and I was just getting sick and tired of KNOWING that I sucked at this and choosing to CONTINUE sucking at it. So I’ve been workin’ on it, in case you couldn’t tell! This piece in particular I really tried hard on to accomplish it. I have like seven other crappy copies of it done, ahahaha. Anyway, this is my character Salisbury Chavez who was the broody protagonist of a story I once wrote. She had killed herself to find that she’d been transported to a ~different dimension~ where tons of other people who killed themselves too were all shoveled in. There was a lot of crazy shizat that went down involving the “Red Light” which basically zapped whatever soul they had left out of their body and hunted them down as well as a authoritarianism government that demanded their submission even in death. It did not end happily. Yay!  

oddeffigy:

As a doodly-doodler (like how I refuse to call myself an artist?) my strongest point has always been my coloring and shading. For a long time, I’ve gotten by with relatively shitty linework because I’d just use my smudgy skills and poppy coloring to cover it up. However, I really value good lining in artists and I was just getting sick and tired of KNOWING that I sucked at this and choosing to CONTINUE sucking at it. 

So I’ve been workin’ on it, in case you couldn’t tell! This piece in particular I really tried hard on to accomplish it. I have like seven other crappy copies of it done, ahahaha. 

Anyway, this is my character Salisbury Chavez who was the broody protagonist of a story I once wrote. She had killed herself to find that she’d been transported to a ~different dimension~ where tons of other people who killed themselves too were all shoveled in. There was a lot of crazy shizat that went down involving the “Red Light” which basically zapped whatever soul they had left out of their body and hunted them down as well as a authoritarianism government that demanded their submission even in death. It did not end happily. Yay!  

homestuck-feels:

headcanon time~~~ As a child, jade’s hair was a major nuisance. It was so long that she would sit on it constantly and it’d whip her in the face when she did youth rolls and it would tangle like no one’s business.  also rose was totally that kid who’d wear a long sleeve shirt under a tank top and had essentially a bowl cut. DON’T LIE TO YOURSELVES. 

homestuck-feels:

headcanon time~~~ 
As a child, jade’s hair was a major nuisance. It was so long that she would sit on it constantly and it’d whip her in the face when she did youth rolls and it would tangle like no one’s business. 
 
also rose was totally that kid who’d wear a long sleeve shirt under a tank top and had essentially a bowl cut. DON’T LIE TO YOURSELVES. 

(Source: oddeffigy)

(Source: homestuck-feels)

(Source: oddeffigy)

oddeffigy:

hey guys lookie it’s a commissioned piece of my compadres oh oh oh oh oh WOAH

oddeffigy:

hey guys lookie it’s a commissioned piece of my compadres oh oh oh oh oh WOAH